Blizzard is really out to get us D:!

So I was checking my e-mail and in the spam box I found a few e-mails from "blizzard entertainment" for registration of my diablo III account.And another few saying i was trying to sell said account and they were investigating it ._.

Heres the problem I DO NOT HAVE A DIABLO III ACCOUNT!! I never played any diablo game nor do I plan to in the future.So ofcourse i did not click the "verification link" i'd be stupid if i did.First they sabotage our computers, now this! Blizzard you are really becoming annoying D:<


((Yes, i do realize this is probably some fake guy trying to steal diablo accounts.But i just thought it was funny since we always used to say blizzard was after us when something went wrong.lol.))

Some fake guy trying to steal Diablo accounts? What are the odds of that?

1. What kind of idiot would want to steal a DIABLO account? Diiiaaaablooooo. As in the game that is Diablo that is lame.

2. Considering Blizzard's reputation this is probably an evil scheme to hypnotize you into buying a "premium" (READ: Exactly the same but all your characters start at lv. 5 and you can play as a were-gnome. And it costs 3 times as much.) account and then putting spyware on your computer to steal all your Cyberspace Studio secrets!

We must make a virus which attacks the sender of the email and gives us all of THEIR secrets.

Oh wait, WE DON'T HAVE A CODER.

GASP! You're right! We need a coder asap,who knows how they'll strike next D:
We must warn the others before they get to them.If it comes to the worst we might have to release the seku's.

When we get a coder we shall name the virus "Seku" It will steal their secrets and when they try to get rid of it, their computers explode!It will also make various annoying sounds, maybe throw a "moo" in there as well.That'll teach em.

*wears robe and grows out beard*

Release the Seku.

This will show Moletime what he gets for working for Blizzard.

I've had that email a few times too! Never opened them.