Quotes By Yourself

This is a really funny game I have played on other sites.

When you post, you must try to remember/find something you have said/posted that is funny, philosophical, or whatever. Just, you aren't allowed to make it up on the spot. You have to have actually said/posted/written the quote. Then, rate the one above you on a scale of one to ten and say what you liked/disliked about it.

I will start...

Quote :

I swear, Billy, if you will not cease and desist that so-called singing I am going to rip out your vocal cords and force feed them through a paper shredder, forming the world's grossest plate of meatloaf, and then give it to a grue. Then I am going to laugh.

My friend would not be quiet during class -.-; sometimes I just snap when I am forced to listen to rap.

There is nothing above me, so I cannot rate.

Quote :

friend:I can't eat s**t!
me:I can't eat s**t either, it tastes like...s**t.
friend: <w< I mean I don't have any bloody food!
me:I don't like blood in my food.
friend:Dammit Ken. <w<

cybers quote: 7/10

Was funny, but i think it'd be funnier if you were there when it was said.o.o Which I wasn't.The best part= 'Then I'll laugh." So evil and dry, thus funny. o.o

Wow, this was a really popular game on another forum... oh well, I'll try to keep it alive -_-

7/10 because of the exasperation you drove your friend to >:3

*Hawk and I walkin' down the street, I seez a sign*

ME: Member drive at the senior citizen center... Who on earth would want to be a member at a senior citizen center!? That's like a funeral home having a member drive!

*silence for a minute or two*

HAWK: I like how you compared a senior citizen center to a funeral home.

ME: Muttermuttermutter...

(I talk too much IRL -_-; )